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Steve Yegge and the Google Platform issue

Steve Yegge is one of the most insightful people on the internet. I was really bummed when he stopped blogging, because his posts were always well thought out, funny, and really got to the heart of some key issues in software development.

Last night he posted publicly, by accident, Google’s current biggest issue, a complete lack of a platform. He’s really dead on.

I hope Google internalizes that post and does something about it.

Steve Yegge: Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed

Many Java developers have vowed to fight back against the unwelcome opening of their open source. League of Agile Methodology Experts (LAME) spokesperson Billy Blackburn says that work has begun on a new, even more complicated Java build system that will refuse to link in Opened Source Java code. The new build system will be released as soon as several third-party Java library vendors can refactor their code to make certain classes more reusable. Blackburn declined to describe these refactorings, claiming it was “none of y’all’s business.”

Guy Faulkner, a 51-year-old Python developer in Seattle, was amused by the Wikileaks announcement. “When Python developers release Open Source code, they are saying: Here, I worked hard on this. I hope you like it. Use it however you think best. Some stuff is documented as being subject to change in the future, but we’re all adults here so use your best judgment.”

Faulkner shook his head sadly. “Whereas Java developers who release Open Source are code are saying: Here, I worked hard on this. I hope you like it. But use it exactly how I tell you to use it, because fuck you, it’s my code. I’ll decide who’s the goddamn grown-up around here.”

Which is even funnier because I was having exactly this conversation last night at the HV Programmers Meetup.