When this is the first thing you hear in your car on the way to work:

Cote: the first rule of knife fighting is you are going to get cut
Charles: yeh, it's true
Cote: I don't know what it means Charles, but it sounds profound
Charles: well... not if you use the top of a trash can as a shield

That’s right, I’m now up to Drunk and Retired Episode 81: Persistence Layer Knife Fighting, We Want Java Properties, Comic Books, Strange Bezos Obsession, on my belated count down to gravitas.