Welcome to living in the Police State. To ensure your continued enjoyment of constant surveillance, might I suggest a few key products.
First we have our ATT phone card. It has the advantage of routing all your calling information directly to the NSA, so you need not worry about whether you should call the NSA yourself every month to register all your phone conversations.
For those that don’t quite subscribe to the view point that All Your Base Are Belong to NSA, we’ve got a custom door mat that you might appreciated.